The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1791919
Posted By: Amos
24-Jul-06 - 03:49 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
The story to which Mister Raapire has kindly provided the punch line concerns a penguin, who leaves his car for a mechanic to check over while he, himself, goes for an ice cream. Being a penguin, lacking hands, his consumption of the ice cream is a messy business, and when he returns to get the diagnosis he has smeared it all over his beak.

The mechanic tells him, "Well, buddy, looks like ya blew a seal."

"No, no!" the penguin protests. "This is just a little ice cream!"