don't just avoid Maidenhead..avoid the rest of Kent as well..or is that just Men of Kent or Kentish Men...I'm having a senior moment!!

Blackwaterside is another no no.....and resist any one who wants to play ball..(no that's not the same as gathering nuts in May!!).... and at the Olde Chippe Shoppe DON'T have mermaid and chips.

By the way Georgiansilver I tried Stripsteaming and I've gone a nasty shade of red