Things I should be renowned for?

Well, how about having to put up with Cletus, Paw, Buford, and those three idiot Canadian half-brothers of Rick, the Reg Boys? I ought to get a sainthood for that!

Or howabout being one of the four founding partners in the number one leading edge corporation in the relaxation business? Lane,Fielding,Patterson,& Swan, Layabouts-At-Large and For Hire? We provide relaxation for those who just don't have time. As we often say, when doing sweet damn all is simply too damn much, call LFPS! We do nothing for you...It's the least we can do.   BTW, for the second year in a row. the Top Layabout was once again Rick Fielding who brought in more revenue than all the rest of us combined!

Need I mention bieng the owner of the world's finest ass-blown possum?

Spaw