He he! I am reminded of one of those things that my now late ex never thought was funny - he had gotten his tractor stuck in the mud, then gotten the truck stuck trying to winch the tractor out... so he was already furious; he calls me and says he's going to get someone's four-wheel drive, will I please stay and make sure no one steals his tractor...I about died laughing, what would it take to steal it, a helicopter??!?

Aah, fond memories of a really bad marriage...