You forgot to mention that on leap years the festival will be held at the end of february and split in two to leave room for the traditional Pancake day dip where locals strip naked and use hot pancakes to conceil their intimate parts then all jump into the sea off the Blitherscrum Pier.
There is a high fatality rate for this event especially after the pier collapsed a few years back and they managed to recruit Bob the Builder to repair it (who turned out to be a escaped patient from the local asylum)and fit an additional rolercoaster on it.
These days they like to call it "Dead mans jump" altho Derek the village idiot can be found riding it most days, but thats only cos a steal beam took of his head last year and they cant stop the car to get his body out.