Would you people mind telling us why you feel you should post this kind of crap on a folk music forum?

What does the fact that this is a folk music forum have to do with it? This part of the forum, the BS section, has nothing to do with folk music.

On the south side of my house I have a vegetable garden. On the north side of my house I have a "garden" comprised of interestingly arranged broken pottery. One garden is for sustenance, the other is just for fun. Some people find my pottery shard garden interesting and artistic. Other people think I should haul it all off to the dump. One thing for sure, though, I don't let the fact that I call it a "garden" delude me into thinking I'll find food growing there. If I want to pick green beans I walk around to the other side of the house.