John H. SPOOF!!!!!! How dare you sir. All the above are genuine postings regarding a Folk Festival located in one of the strangest parts of this sceptered isle, although in Blitherscrum it's more septic isle. I for one have been there on many occasions mainly to take the waters at the Waggon and Horses Spa.

No, no, don't take me back to the home. Is led away dribbling and.............