What do we talk about in here? Only the most intellectual and philosophical of topics. For example:

Tonight I got this idea that if I mixed peanut butter in my No Sugar Added vanilla ice cream I could make peanut butter swirl ice cream.
I was thinking, maybe Elmer and me could go into the ice cream business. We could call our ice cream Elmer & Jerry's.

Our first flavor would be Peanut Butter Squirrel. (You have to be terminally clever to catch the eye of the L.L. Bean crowd...)

Jerry

By the way, the ice cream was pretty good, despite the laughter my wife blurted out with when I told her what I was doing...

Jerry (of Elmer & Jerry's)