Sorry, boys, but a secret correspondance has surfaced from the Christian Right to the Republican Party that they want the bikini banned from the US no later than 2012...

Yep, looks as if the one piece bathing suit that was popular in the 1890's which is more like a dress and well below the knee is what swim suit designers have been told will be the norm for US beaches by 2012...

Oh well... Nuthin' good ever gets to stick 'round too long before the so-called relgious folks ruin the heck out of it and, hey...

... bikini's ain't fir everyone anyway...

But swimmin' in dresses???

Bobert