Okay, here's some song lyrics so this can be a music thread:

♫ ♪♫ ♪
My ex is drivin' the Lexus
While I drive this ol' Dodge Dart
She done moved off to Texas
Left me with a broken heart
She's ridin' 'round in style
An' my ol' ride won't hardly start
My ex is drivin' the Lexus
While I drive this ol' Dodge Dart
♫ ♪♫ ♪

Sorry it's only the chorus. Some day I'll finish writing the rest of it... maybe.