For those who are averse to eating bacon or don't on Dr.'s orders an excellent alternative is the CLT, ie. cheese, lettuce and tomato. Slice some medium Gouda cheese thin (I use a cheese slicer) and fry it in a cast iron pan, on medium heat, turning it over and gathering it in as it spreads. It takes a little time but it will eventually render most of its fat and turn golden brown and crispy. You can blot it between paper towels if you prefer a lower cal. version or leave as is and proceed with the L, T and mayo. Finger licking good.