I have never stated any assumptions and I challenge you to find any.

Will this assumption do for a start?

[PM] jeffp Mudcat Help&Trouble Forum? (Complaint) (90* d) RE: Mudcat Help&Trouble Forum? (Complaint) 11 May 06

I believe you're right, Spaw. Nobody can possibly be as stupid as Roger portrays himself and be able to breathe on his own. I think we've all been had by a master. To keep a joke running for this many years is a truly amazing feat.

Shambles, I salute you.