Yeah, I say ban bikinis! Nudist beaches or nothing!
            Graham.

Graham, never forget that if all the beaches are nudist, everyone will go to them naked. Not just pretty young women. Are you sure you're ready for that?
             Peter

Peter, it's as simple as this: Enjoy what you enjoy, ignore what you don't. Them as ain't pretty should also have the chance to relax and be comfy.   Until the new law takes effect, I'll just say,

          "DOWN WITH BIKINIS"