>>Can you do pratfalls and make sounds like "woo woo woo"? I wager you can.<<

If I do say so myself (and I do), I do a superb Curly.

>>After all, you are a prat, and that's really all that's required, isn't it?<<

I reckon.

>>What a shame that upon Curly's untimely (or was it timely?) demise, you could not have taken over his role, 282RA. That would have been a sight to see. I would speculate that you could have lowered the humour on the show by at least a notch or two, and have become a legend in the annals of stupid American comedy.<<

Yeah (sigh), I have daydreamed about that a two or time.

>>Insult Americans? Ha! I haven't even gotten around to that yet. But, really...they're just too easy, aren't they?<<

That's just it. Americans are fools and idiots with no humor or class anymore. Dense, slow, obtuse, jerk-offs who don't care how they act in front of the rest of the world and they act unbelievably idiotic and selfish and think it's a virtue. There was a time when the rest of the world wanted to be like us--now they're only too glad they're not and I can't say as I blame them. But if your PM had had the brains and balls to insult our fucking idiot retarded chimp of a president, you Brits wouldn't kissing Dubya's stupid ass right now and hating every minute of it.