This the song my Father sang to me as he bounced me on his knee.
Whoa mule whoa mule whoa I say, Get out of the road there girl this mules runnin away. Old man Johnson had a mule his name was Simon Slick, ill bet ya a doller that,that mule would kick. He would back his ears and wall his eyes and meet you with a smile telegram that left hind leg and kick you a half a mile.

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