A Hitler was a short arse as was Mussolini, what does that tell you about the vertically challenged, crap Scots accented Mel the Oz Midget?

As Tony Capstick used to say (he was small too) "Think of all the famous people in history who were small: Hitler; Mussolini; Scobie Breasley, Willie Carson........"

(for our American friends, the last two are racehorse jockeys).