Another thing that bugs the nieces are those who ask if the food they are cooking over a fire is a) real and/or b) edible. Since it's usually their lunch the answer to both questions is "yes."

But they are having wonderful times telling the tourons what they are cooking -- so far they've said things like "skunk stew", "mouse hash", and "I'm not sure, but we had a lot of innards left over from dinner and we used those."