I am not a threadling. I am a thread. In case you've never visited me I'm MOAB, otherwise known as The Mother Of All BS Threads.

Believe me, I'm a fully grown thread. I have over 13,000 posts. A threadling has something on the order of eleven posts. In fact, that's precisely how many posts this thread has at the moment I'm creating this post. So, this thread is a threadling. Please remove it.