no but iknow the boa constictor song

I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor a boa constrictor a boa constrictor i'm being eaten by a boa constrictor and i don't like it one bit

what-do-you know it's nibbling my toe oh gee it's up to my knee oh fiddle it's up to my middle oh heck it's up to my neck oh dread it's...........

by the late great shel silverstein