Yorkshireman calls round for 'is mate one Sunday dinnertime to go 't pub, 'is missus says 'ay lad, he deed this morning, Yorkie say to her " ee ahm reet sorry to 'ear that lass, what 'appened ? " she replies, " e went down t'garden to get a cabbage for dinner, and e just keeled over an deed "
Oh eck says Yorkie, what'll tha do now ? she says " well we'll probably open a tin of peas ".

eric [ 100% Yorkshire ]