Har! Vogon poetry is for pussies! Har! How about some Ralphs poetry? Har! Each line of Ralphs poetry ends with the exclamation "Har!" Har! It is very annoying. Har! How annoying, you ask? Har! Annoying enough that most people who have been exposed to Ralphs poetry have voluntarilly chosen to board a starship and move to the Vogons' home planet to get some relief. Har!