Very good

One of my bosses took to coping with the recent hot weather in string vest and army shorts - regulation shoes & socks

After the 9/11 thing we were working in a convent. We were in the kitchen discussing layouts with the abbess when the minute silence started
I was so oblivious that I didn't notice
When I turned around I nearly fell over a nun who had kneeled to pray.
I wondered what A&E would have made of it
and how were you injured? - I fell over a nun praying