I'm sorry - I couldn't help a guffaw

At my Uncle's funeral the hearse jumped the traffic lights

We ended up with a milk float and a bus in the cortege

I've got a good one with an ambulance

A friend of a friend was driving along the road when they saw the aftermath of a road accident - she stopped to help

On the arrival of the ambulance she had an asthma attack

The victims of the road accident had to watch as she bagged first ride to the hospital