The Rapture is when Jesus returns and takes all the fundies (HIS fundies) away to heaven, and shuts the door and won't let us in. As if we'd want to go to that heaven.

He who loves his love o'er well
Will gaze in Helen's eyes in Hell,
But he whose love is dry and wise
Shall see John Knox in Paradise.

We still get left with Moslem, Jewish, Hindu etc. fundies, but we also get to keep all the rappers, Rapaire, rapscallions, rapper dancers, risberry rapple, rapport, Rap vin Wankle, Rapunzel and so on. So it's largely the same as before, except for a few puzzled fundies who weren't among the Elect after all.