The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1800572
Posted By: Amos
03-Aug-06 - 11:04 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
If I had a BS thread,
Tell you what I'd do,
I'd turn my back on common sense
And write B.S. with you.

If I was a great big bull,
Tell you what I'd do,
I'd save up all my big BS
And send it all to you.

Oh, I'm working on a BS thread
Working on a BS thread, it's true
You can put aside your cares and woes
And work on the BS thread too!


If I had a library,
I'll tell you what I'd do,
I'd dedicate my research time
To write BS for you

And if I worked in a college grand
I'll tell you what I'd do,
I'd comandeer all those weighty brains
To write BS for you!

Oh, I'm working on a BS thread
Working on a BS thread, it's true
You can put aside your cares and woes
And work on the BS thread too!