To the tune of.....yip Teddy Bear...* smirk *
Barney being the hound in question....

An ditty for the Dead Ted(dy)

Barney let me be,
your savaged Teddy Bear.
Pull my Arms and legs apart
leave stuffing everywhere.
Oh let me be...Barney's Teddy Bear.

Barney don't want to rip up Dollies, cause Dollies are too tough
He don't want rip up people acuse people just ain't filled with fluffy stuff.

Oh Barney grab this Teddy Bear.
Rip my Head right off my neck, leave Bear bits everywhere
oh let me be, (oh let it be) your Deady Bear!

Now it's a savaged, headless Teddy Bear