It is here. I got fillies on the barbie, lobster and beer on ice, and a bunch of my rowdy friends coming over tonight for tunes. Didn't invite Jesus, though.

Don't get me wrong. I like Jesus. It's just that he let's all these assholes tag along with him. Bunch a wanna be holier than thous. I asked just the other day, "Jesus Christ! What's with all these fucking assholes who walk with you?" He said to me, "They have fish for the barbie, wine for the cooler, and lots of bread for the plate. So, let it be. Nudge nudge, wink wink." He speaks words of wisdom. I think he learned from his mother.