"Mary Van Sickle, the family pastor at Woodland Hills, said she lost 20 volunteers who had been the backbone of the church's Sunday school.

"They said, 'You're not doing what the church is supposed to be doing, which is supporting the Republican way,' " she said. "It was some of my best volunteers.""

Yeah, that one blew me away, too. (Of course, our church would probably say the same thing about the Democratic Party . . . )