Since cod-Scots dialect hus intirrrd ra threid, whit aboot this ane:

Wee wifie tellin hurr pal that she's wint tae the Doacturr, an he's tauld hurr she's pregnunt. Hurr pal asks hurr,
"Huv ye hud a check-up?"
"Naw," wis the ansurr, "it wis a wee Glesga fella."