"It's not until you lose everything that you are free to do anything."

"Do you find that this approach usually works? Or let me guess, you've never tried it before. In fact, you don't normally approach girls - am I right? The truth is that you're a quiet sensitive type but, if I'm prepared to take a chance, I might just get to know the inner you: witty, adventurous, passionate, loving, loyal. Taxi! A little bit crazy, a little bit bad. But hey - don't us girls just love that?"

"If your manner of speech is in any way a reflection of what goes on inside your head, you are lucky you can tie your shoes."

"They say that it was so hot in the city today, grown men were walking up to cops on street corners begging them to shoot."