What made the situation even more interesting was if you had a girlfriend or a crush on a girl that had her name in one of "those" songs. You took the song on personally and to heart.
I am glad to report that I had did not have an affection for a "Patches" (although could have been my luck since I had "friends on that side of town/tracks) or an Ebony Eyes. I certainly never messed around with a "Teen Angel"