We Brits would gladly get out of Ireland if you Republicans would promise faithfully to keep all the Unionist loonies. We daren't leave because they'd all flock over here with their passports and we don't want them! Keep them and you can enjoy your fight for evermore. It will be just like Iraq. As the song says "an endless civil war". You're welcome. Will you keep 'em? Have we got a deal?