The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1803401
Posted By: Rapparee
07-Aug-06 - 09:16 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Tweed is noticing strange cravings. Ergo, Tweed in pregnant.

Why not ship all of the smilax you you can spare to Tweed? Not only will it help him with his strange cravings, but it will also ease the pain when he gives birth! Yes! Medical researchers have found that smilax, when eaten in enormous quantities every day, will make a primigravidus give birth at least as easily as if an sharp ax or knife were placed beneath the bed! And if you have recordings of such groups as "The Back Street Boys" or "'N Synch" around send them too!