One of the nastiest and most judgmental and treacherous human beings I ever met - my uncle, was always a fire and brimstone kinda fundamentalist "Christian" - my family was full of them. Many years after I had last seen him, there appeared an article in the newspaper about a sect which believed they were all going to heaven on the 29th August of whatever year it was - complete with a picture of one of their spokesmen - Uncle Doug!

Actually, their headquarters were right near where I lived, and you often saw their vehicles driving around with banners all over them, proclaiming their version of the Rapture. Apparently they believed their whole bodies and all their possessions were going too, because they had their suitcases packed and ready. Unfortunately it didn't happen - a shame, because the world would have been better off without people like him.