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I think at this point in your potential realtionship it is extremely important that you make an absolute and irrefutable determination that you are, in fact, dealing with a chimpanzee. DNA evidence from a properly qualified medical laboratory would not be too much to ask of this associate.

Since you mentioned that your meeting was through a "business connection" there is the very real possibility that what you're dealing with is in all truth merely -

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Someone in ADVERTISING -

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or worse yet, a MANAGER.


(Both types are known to adopt extreme disguises in order to facilitate bizarre parodies of "social acceptability" and fequently resort to "predatory" behaviour.)


John