Now darn it JohnFK:

You equivocate more than my last ex-girlfriend. Real tough straightforward men aren't equivocators, so:

Did you or did you not intend that statement to be a double-entendre?

And, ugh, Ms. Sorcha did you, um, give your, er, well…your knob dimensions? You understand, the need to know is strictly for Mudcat statistical purposes and nothing else because you can't give one statistical knob value and leave the other out. You must "hobknob" it this situation for association analyses. Of course, your information will be safe with all who read it on this secure SSL forum.