Come on Martin - tell us the full story

You are very welcome to our humble thread

As you're in the trade, you might be interested that I got run over by a postman last Friday - I was walking down the path in Hexton when he came flying out from behind a hedge - can I sue

Greengrocer gag reminds me of the one where the trader struggles to convince his customer he has no tomatoes - how many f's in tomatoes - there is no f in tomatoes - that's what I'm been trying to tell you

And the king Edward who wouldn't let his daughter marry John Motson because he was a Common-tator

And the labourer who asked for a potato clock because he had to get up at eight o'clock