Just a thought...I was at a twinning association visit to France and asked to sing something. I recalled a version of alouette at a (not very serios) song club some 42 years. The english words were something like "My Balding Pate"- My Aching Head ...and going down.."My Censored Portions"...possibly Rugby Song, Possibly Scout song. Anyone as old as I know of it...and how much can they remember?