Ahhh woe....I thought it was the best I'd ever done, little suspecting that the judge herself was in the lists and tilting at me. But I like it anyway. And I am sure ASCII391-ine's entry will have me rolling in the aisles. I look forward to it, even though I guess entering a contest in which a Goddess is contending is historically viewed as crass and stupid hubris. Ahhhhhh woe.....(aside: jes' give 'em hayull, Tex!)

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