Russell's was probably a forces version, the intro and chorus were as the French, then the verses were (as much as I can recall):

Je te plumerez le 3 day pass

Je te plumerez le 'otel room

Je te plumerez la big fat blonde

Je te plumerez le 'otel detective

Je te plumerez le night in the cells

Je te plumerez le short arm inspection

Je te plumerez le shot of penicillin

That's all I can recall, there may be more.
All done with appropriate lewd actions and repeating backwards through the verses.
You have to be really careful where you sing it, mind.