The pirate song was based on the saying, "It's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye." I don't know where that originated - I wish I did. It's not that old, but it's older than the song.

Doryman's Mate does the song, and did it last weekend on board the USCGC Eagle. I got the words right here.   We have wacky Wednesdays at work, and the last one I was there for was pirate themed. Two guys came dressed as airline pilots. Funny guys. I brought the song.