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Thread #93636   Message #1805100
Posted By: Mr Fox
09-Aug-06 - 05:25 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Alouette parody (English version)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: English Version of Alouette
There's the Goon's version (from 'Call of the West')

Grytpype-Thynne: Wig! How dare you, sir? The unfortunate woman just happens to have gone bald suddenly. It's obviously a case of the new lightning French alopecia from the song of the same name.

Moriarty: Thats right, thats right, [singing to tune of "Alouette"]: Alopecia, lightning alopecia, alopecia... happens everyday...

Grytpype-Thynne [sings, as do the next few] First you get it on your nut.

Moriarty: First you get it on your nut!
FX: [wooden bonk sound]
Moriarty: On my nut!

Grytpype-Thynne: On his nut!

Moriarty: On my nut!

Omnes: Ooooh! Alopecia, lightning alopecia. Alopecia happens everydayyyy!