The Barton post ladies have been robbed a couple of times

Their bikes have been later discovered up the cutting with all the junk mail

One bike was later found being entered into the tour de france

It's folk tonight in Barton - come and harvest your talent

Or listen, prop up the bar and get p*****d

Martin - did you notice that when something falls accidently, it always accelerates to the speed of light quicker than Scotties 'laws of physics'