y'know, reading over that last rant I doublt I'll ever have what it takes to be a successful capitalist.

*sigh* think I'll quit my bitchin' and put on one of my royal wake-me-uppers instead ..

...Hey listen here,
Now I got mortgages on homes
I got stiffness in my bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality. (I tell ya!)
Oh, but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure.
Heap BIG WOMAN you done made a big man out-of me!

Now get this!

Oh, you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Ah, down beside that red firelight
Oh, you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE!

Don't hafta tell me twice .... I'm outta here!!   :-)