Your VERY OWN PERSONAL FOLK SONG!!!

I will undertake to write a GENUINE FOLK SONG concerning any situation and any point of view desired, for the PALTRY SUM of $50.00 to be paid to Mudcat Org. I will deliver same in any meter desired (for which there is precedent in English-speaking folk music) in .aiff, hard copy or other format as desired. I will engage the burning creative geniuses of the Forum to assist including the Incredible EJ and Far Shambles, as available. This, ladies, gentlemen, is no less than the Bargain of the Century. Your VERY OWN ORIGINAL GENUINE FOLK SONG to add to your estate, regale your grandchildren, and immortalize you for GENERATIONS TO COME. Do not hesitate! Availability is limited to available hours. Get yours NOW.