The last politician I give money to was my brother. He was running for Alderman. I gave him 33.3% of his campaign chest -- $25.00. He won by a landslide, but he ain't done nothing for me, probably 'cause I live in Idaho and he's in Illinois. Besides, he's middlin' honest, so's as a politician he stays bought.

I ain't givin' no money to nobody I don't know up close and personal.