Actually - you'll never believe it. Wuthering Heights is on TV! The solution was here all the time.

Heathcliffe fell exhausted, beaten and ravenously hungry through the door of the kitchen at The Grange. He saw an appetising cake on the wooden table and put out a hand pleadingly - 'Oh cake..he wanted to plea..

Unfortunately he collapased before he had finished the sentence.


Procrastinating Packer.

Thanks for offer PA, I think I'll leave the guitar behind after all.