I think they the Russian secret police - no idea where they came in.

isn't that the way with ceasefires and indeed life itself?

a captains log

no one knows whos responsible

but someone gets the stick and pokes it down

someone else gets the fresh air spray, and domestos

others feel somehow the bathroom has lost an interesting feature - a talking point, an intensely personal contribution, a source of ribald merriment.

one things certain, we all get the urge to be the sort of aresehole that produces another.

Never mind, the fragrance of peace is upon us for the present.