...extremely nasty things you could use a cell phone to initiate. Ugly things...

Yes, indeed! REALLY ugly like:

- carrying on a conversation in a theater when everyone else is trying to watch the show.

- a loud conversation in a restaurant describing your last colonoscopy

- etc.

But you REALLY want to watch out for those devilist I-Pods. Pretty soon possession will get you s free trip to Guantanamo.