Sorry people. The rumour is not true. We are both from the same planet. We are just different. Just as you look and think differently from your boss or neighbour chances are you will look and think differently from your husband or wife.

The washing machine need not be a mystery. In either operation or maintenance.
North is always in the same direction. But it does no harm to ask occasionaly.
If she asks 'does my bum look big in this?' it is not a test. It is a question.
If he is staring at your boobs he is not demeaning your value. He just likes boobs.
Remember we are all sometimes creatures of both simple pleasures and complex emotions.

Cheers

DtG